This seems like a reasonable alternative to Facebook, LinkedIn, and YouTube, right?
Dear Diary,
Today I logged into Pornhub. I lurked here for years harder than a bag of dicks that just got eaten. Well, I sure hope nobody takes my jokes like they take my dick or they won't be able to laugh or sit down. Any questions? Yes. We Got Milk.
Thank you for your consideration. Kind regards, Mr.Dickwalletson.