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简介

Laughter and orgasms make the world go round. When porn and comedy collide it's a beautiful thing. Check out my playlist The Dastard for comments. AVN's PLEASE book me.

性别:
男性
上次登录:
9个月前
感情状态:
"非单身"
喜欢:
女性
出生地:
Newport news
城市:
Newport news
国家或地区:
"United States"
职业:
Haha Teller
公司:
Joke Slingers
学校:
Hard Knox
兴趣爱好:
Omelette making, knitting, competitive bukake, comedy, porn, and changing windshield wipers.
最爱的电影和电视节目:
Those with established whores or soon to be whores. So basically the CW.
最爱的音乐:
Those hardcore scrumpin tunes, hip hop banjo, BDSM screams, Zamfir master of the panflute.
最爱的书:
Omelettes for dummies, The sticky handbook of masturbation, Yellow pages, Bible fan fiction.
会勾起我性欲的是:
Big ol tatties, phat asses, mute women, 3rd nipples, paper cuts, sluts in normal slut gear, tightly groomed sin caves.
会浇灭我性欲的是:
Overcooked mozzarella sticks, coloring inside the lines, women whose periods are more like exclamation points, knowing where you wanna eat, eating omelettes, babies. No one likes a semen demon.
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