I have the best non-uploader account ever.
I joined PH about 6-8 months ago, specifically to become friends with JJ09. While I waited for JJ09 (the best uploader on PH period) to accept my friend request, I gained friendship with the rest of the best uploaders on this site. For future reference, if I try to add you as a friend and you deny me, I don't care. Now that I'm friends with who I consider the best uploaders on the internet, the rest are just a bonus.
Thanks for listening to me rant!